Girl Wasted

What Else You Lying Aboot, Son?

WE'RE GETTING DEEPER BAYBEEE
Can you Handle the Scandal?!
Let's get Agony Aunt Wasted well in, topics:
Cheating, Dating after the Betrayal , Online Dating.
Time is Money, Money is Money & If you Can't Catch a fish... you know what I mean.

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Can I Return That?

So... ever wanted a refund before you've even paid?
Ever been personally victimised by Boris Johnson?
Ever wondered if there's been more fuck ups and bare arses exposed in more than Glasgow?
Ever referred to your liver as  Phil Mitchell?
Pray For Me, The Boys mentioned & That The instagram Video of an icon goes smoothly.
Instagram:: @Girl_Wasted

 

Boys Will Be Boys

You know what they say.... But do you know what it means?
DON'T FUMBLE THE BAG SON. You don't know what it contains.
Have you ever wished the ground would open and swallow you up?
Ever been to London, Or has London ever come to you..?
You ever met an Idol on the move in your home town?
Confused? You Should be. Concerned? Me too. 

ALL HARD FACTS on Instagram:
@Girl_Wasted

The Pisces Surprise!

Girl Wasted Has a Surprise this week!
Ever been frightened that your ass cheeks aren't as tanned as the rest of your body?
Ever been rumbled by a Strawberry Daquiri? We Have!
As if It was written in the stars, we're connected by the souls who've lived before us.. Hell, we might even be those same souls.
We let you know the Do's & Don't's of the "Hook Up".
Special Mention to The One, The Only F.GodFather.
Socials for the banter:
@Girl_Wasted

Roid Rage

Wanna Play A Game?
Because best believe I do!
Ever felt more masculine from being a little too near a man who's head looks like it's about to explode?
Could be from the products he's sweating out...
Any Online Dating Anxieties, I can Offer some help. 
BBE
Keep your Eyes peeled on the Socials for the HARD Facts.
Instagram:
@Girl_Wasted

Ep.4 "It's Science, Bitch!"

Part 2!
We are back and picking up where we left off, and we are hitting the ground running!
Dating Disasters, Comments made by "Men", Deal Breakers and the All Revealing, SURPRISE QUESTION!
Listen up & Listen in because we are kind of definitely tips, and boys... wash your balls.

Anything to Add?
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Ep.4 "It's a Cult" 1/2

 Ep4. I'm back... With a very special guest! We reminisce and literally dive into some of our wildest adventures to date. Including a few near death experiences and the pinnacle introductions of people who didn’t make the cut to join in on the long term 12 years of accidental chaos!
All Owned & Copyrighted by Girl Wasted.
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That's Neigh Funny!

Ep.3
Let's talk wild encounters, get into the nitty gritty of my most used "toys", lets talk kink & Fetishes. Let's talk about common f'kin sense and courtesy... oh! & Online Dating! Also lets address, the very real risk of a possible "cease & desist" coming my way.
(Hopefully this isn't the last one.)
Forever uploading the antics to the Socials so don't miss out:
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"Pablo... If you're listening."

EP.2
Ever felt threatened by a cucumber? How about McDonald's?
Ever been attacked by a Drag Queen?
Or, have you ever had a spear used against you?
Fear Not! But remain fearful because we are gonna address the lot.

Let's be social!
Twitter: @Girl_Wasted_
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"It's a F*cking public Service, you B*tch!"

Ep1.
I'm surprised we even made it this far!
We let you hear what the vibe is & establish the mood.
Lets talk Lockdown, the situation of the moment & we discuss Colombian matters.
Get to know this Glaswegian w. her most honest and straightforward chat, hope you can open your wee ear holes for the wildest antics so far documented in Scotland.

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